Salt Bae ridiculously covers a tomahawk steak in gold leaf and charges £700...

Something for the BBQ-ist that literally has everything... 

Here we have lovingly selected a lump of charcoal, ensuring its worthy of 'the process'... 

Each handpicked lump is doused in a gold paint, then expertly coated in Gold (effect) Leaf and buffed to a luscious shine. 

Your limited edition Golden Lump will arrive nestled on a bed of orange tissue paper, and is served in a black box with Orange ribbon accent. 

You can present your gift as a 'joke' but we think your BBQ nut will want to cherish the lump, love the lump and use it as a sort of trophy...!

NB: Although these lumps look like they're covered in actual gold, They're not... They're actually covered in Dutch Metal or imitation gold leaf, which isn't 'actual' gold, it just looks like gold...